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Two republicans discussing who they are going to vote for.

• Bob: So... who do you like for this thing?
• Fred: I have to like one of them?
• Bob: Well who are you voting for?
• Fred: I've been closing my eyes and leaving the choice to God.
• Bob: I did that for a while, but God kept voting for Jon Huntsman.
• Fred: Who the hell is that?
• Bob: No idea.
• Fred: I guess the best thing we can do is go through all the candidates and figure out which one would make the best President.
• Bob: Okay, Newt Gingrich.
• Fred: His head is too big.
• Bob: Michele Bachmann.
• Fred: I met her husband at a rally.... he cupped my testicles.
• Bob: Rick Santorum.
• Fred: I don't know much about him. Whenever I try to google his name, the safety software I use to keep my son from looking at porn shuts down the computer.
• Bob: Ron Paul.
• Fred: I don't trust people with two first names. Plus I'm uncomfortable with how many vaginas he's seen.
• Bob: Rick Perry?
• Fred: He reminds me of John Wayne if he had terrible brain damage.
• Bob: Mitt Romney.
• Fred: Ugh. I guess.